If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth

The test of enjoyment is the remembrance which it leaves behind.

There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want; and after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.

When they come downstairs from their Ivory Towers, idealists are very apt to walk straight into the gutter.

Don't tell friends their social faults; they will cure the fault and never forgive you.

The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.

Eat with the rich, but go to the play with the poor, who are capable of joy.

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

Happiness is a wine of the rarest vintage, and seems insipid to a vulgar taste.

What I like in a good author is not what he says but what he whispers.

Style is a magic wand, and turns everything to gold that it touches.

Lidské tělonaprogramuješ na všechno.

Are you willing to care enough to get hurt?

They’ve made her something else now.

We are so afraid of the idea of having to die… that we always try to find excuses for the dead, as if we were asking beforehand to be excused when it is our turn…

Fire is one of our best friends in this cold universe. Put some wood in it to show your gratitude.

If the man who turnips cries Cry not when his father dies 'Tis proof that he had rather Have a turnip than his father.

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it.

Truth revealed from heaven is worth more than all the notions of men.

I'm also getting an Ovation Legend, because I like them so much.

The highest intellects, like the tops of mountains, are the first to catch and to reflect the dawn.