If you want to be witty, say what you think at all times

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Kindnessis never weaknessif it has potentialto cause death.So, if you can“kill them with kindness, ”the ball is in your court.YOU have the power!

Alternatively, anyone who favors Intelligent Design in lieu of evolution might pause to wonder why God devoted so much of His intelligence to designing malarial parasites.

Education commences at the mother's knee and every word spoken within the hearsay of little children tends towards the formation of character.

Let us touch the dying, the poor, the lonely and the unwanted according to the graces we have received and let us not be ashamed or slow to do the humble work.

I believed the only thing that could turn around this government spending and mounting debt would be if the people rose up.

No matter what parents do, kids retain their uniqueness.

Don't kill the golden goose.

Two women can't share a house comfortably, no matter how fond they might be of each other. It's got to be one woman's kitchen.

Perhaps in a book review it is not out of place to note that the safety of the state depends on cultivating the imagination.

Giving is the highest expression of our power.