If you want to change a whole people, then you start with the girls. It stands to reason: they learn faster, and they pass on what they learn to their children.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

A philosopher is a deep thinker and a meticulous observer of nature and events that reveal the beauty, truth, and meaning of existence.

Tram’s road is predetermined, but not yours! You are not a tram, you can choose your path

Inu-Yasha: Is it my imagination, or have you been a little prickly l

I never knew what a reporter looked like.

The danger facing American Jews today is not that Christians want to persecute them but that Christians want to marry them.

Justice as fairness provides what we want.

I had a general outline of subjects. The way I start my days is my husband brings me a thermos of coffee up to the bedroom.

Something's moving, something's changing. See His glory feels like heaven on earth.

If you die, I will bury you in the sandhills with all the other runners.

Ive been taught very early on that if you want to win a tournament youve got to beat anybody, and hopefully I play well and enjoy it.