If you want to do something, try it! The worst anyone you ask for help can do is say no.

I just wanted to fit in as a teenager, but it was hopeless.

I was attracted to people who were funny because I wanted to be in that world.

There was this real fear in doing Square Pegs after getting such a fast ride to glory on Saturday Night Live. I was afraid that the word would be peaks early, fails to live up to promise.

If you want to write for T.V. and movies, you will be subjected to kind and unkind criticism. You had better get used to it and develop a shell.

In some ways, what I need is a wife.

The wonderful thing about Gilda Radner was that she was not a person who disappointed.

I was lucky that when Lorne Michaels came looking for women comedy writers, there werent too many in New York at the time. I was at the top of a very short list. I think that was all good fortune.

The thought of hurting him ripped me apart. Ripped me so totally, that I knew, I cared more for him than I did myself.

Friendship marks a life even more deeply rhan love. Love risks degenerating into obsession friendship is never anything but sharing.

A poor degenerate from the ape, Whose hands are four, whose tail's a limb, I contemplate my flaccid shape And know I may not rival him Save with my mind.

Any kind of conflict draws me to a role.

I regard myself as a beautiful musical instrument, and my role is to contribute that instrument to scripts worthy of it.

I would like to play Broadway!

All the products that are sold to us - those anti-aging products - are telling us that there's a due date.

Let us not forget this word: God never ever tires of forgiving us!

Superstitious notions propagated in infancy are hardly ever totally eradicate, not even in minds grown strong enough to despise the like credulous folly in others.

I am always the type of person who is waiting for the other shoe to drop and for it to peter out and end. And if it does that's fine.