If you want to kill time try working it to death.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

I write to reach eternity

Ripe in wisdom was he, but patient, and simple, and childlike.

A complex decision is like a great river, drawing from its many tributaries the innumerable premises of which it is constituted.

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

Its a very good feeling to be around a man who thinks women are juicy.

There have been more books alone written about Hamlet than have been written about the Bible.

My mother's nickname for me is Positive Patrick. I like to live up to that title.

Love is a great emotion, but I believe its not just about romance; it could be love for nature, people, for relationships.

Our mental limitations prevent us from accepting our mental limitations.

I knew very early that somehow I would sing and draw and paint my whole life.