If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.

There is no such thing as justice in the abstract it is merely a compact between men.

Now that I near 80, I realize with wistful pleasure that on many occasions I was 10, 20, 40, even 50 years ahead of my time.

Dare to go forward. Courage is the mark of greatness in leadership

In the kingdome of blind men the one ey'd is king. [In the kingdom of blind men the one eyed is king.]

I decided I was a very stupid fool not to at least paint as I wanted to.

I like to read books. I like to listen to music.

I guess my style’s a little edgy but comfortable. I like being comfortable, for sure, and kind of casual.

I'll read a script maybe twice, but I'll think about the role more than I'll rehearse lines.

It's the economy, stupid.

I love to work. Doing things we love is how we relax, I think.