If you want to make a name for yourself, the oldest trick in the book is to attack what everybody else reveres.

Reality whistles a different tune underwater.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak.

The beet is the most intense of vegetables

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful.

To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

Yoga and books are the only way out.

Orthodoxy is the death of intelligence.

I would like to have a second chance at my first love.

I believe love - and its feminine, though not necessarily female, counterpart, romance, is a private thing. It's something I'm not willing to share with the public.

Marihuana is the most violent drug in the history of mankind.

That's been my forever love affair - Mexican food. But yeah it has to be something savory or cheesy. I'm not tempted by sweets.

Communists are great capitalists, so there is no threat anymore.

There is nothing better fitted to delight the reader than change of circumstances and varieties of fortune.

I like the dark, mysterious, maybe even gothic type girls. They have to have a good personality too! I'm very picky!

Love is not a magic gravity that keeps everything up.