If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.

Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.

Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.

A man who won't lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.

If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.

To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bumsteers.

Impassionate gods have never seen the red that is the Tatsuta River. /ちはやぶる 神代も聞かず 竜田川 からくれなゐに 水くくるとは

we rescue our tears from the seasecure them by writ

After all the highways, and the trains, and the appointments, and the years, you end up worth more dead than alive.

As soon as we abandon our own reason, and are content to rely upon authority, there is no end to our troubles.

Radio continues to be the very best advertising music performers have. No one who ever grabbed a Grammy got there without radio.

I'm just figuring out being able to understand that it's cool for me to date, and have guys be interested in me, and be interested in guys.

Life is never going to be perfect, as much as we want it to be, and I have to lead by example.

All battles have some use, including those in which we were defeated.

Unnecessary possessions are unnecessary burdens.

I see no reason not to write whatever comes to me.