If you want to meet a woman, it's best just to smile and say hi.

I love to wear lingerie. The problem is that men always rip it off too quickly. When women are dolled up in lingerie they feel sexy. So let us wear it for five minutes.

The only foreplay I really need is for a guy to kiss my hip bone. The hip is the most erotic and neglected body part. Kiss the hip bone with your lips.

Like most women, I hate when a guy tries to pick me up by saying, You are the hottest girl I've ever seen. It's totally unrealistic. There are beautiful women everywhere.

We all want to be the sexy girl.

A lot of Playmates look like Playmates, but I look so girl-next-door and wholesome.

I've actually been turned down for jobs because I was in Playboy.

I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging.

Don't wanna marry nobody, if they're already married.

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

To operate a company of the size of Sears Holdings or Wal-Mart or Target or Home Depot or Lowes, you need a combination of skills, and each of those skills needs to be sufficiently strong.

When I was in Paris, all of the German refugees began to flow in and it was a very sad time.

For before this I was born once a boy, and a maiden, and a plant, and a bird, and a darting fish in the sea.

Never forget, your family should always have priority over your work.

So if I believe in God, and I do, it's because I think I'm God.

Charlotte Corday walked alone Paris birds sang sugar calls Charlotte walked down lanes of stone through the haze of perfume stalls Charlotte smelt the dead's gangrene Heard the singing guillotine

Oppurtunity Makes the Thief