If you want to play a cool punk club, that's great - but punk clubs don't have any toilet seats. After a while, little things like that become big issues.

Everyone has a fantasy of what they want their band to sound like. However, because I knew nothing about making music, I was unable to describe what I wanted properly.

I'm definitely not in a band to convince anyone I can sing.

I didn't want people to accuse me of being really depressive. I really tried to fight against that and not have a complete downer about the subject.

Touring is exciting, fun and the reason why you want to be in a band.

I feel the reason we are all here, our purpose of being, is to help others find their little piece of happiness and heaven right here on earth...

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose.

My evolution as a writer? Mother said "stop talking like that", teachers said "you're weird", readers say "best book ever

And whether it is equal pay, health care, Social Security, or family leave, this Congress has refused to address issues critical to hard-working American women.

I'd make Jack Benny look like a philanthropist.

Build a house?" exclaimed John. "For the Wendy," said Curly. "For Wendy?" John said, aghast. "Why, she is only a girl!" "That," explained Curly, "is why we are her servants.

Woman is, by habit or nature, queen of the household. She is not designed to organize on a large scale.

Go to a forest and kiss the stream, kiss the tree, kiss the light leaking through the trees! Give your love to those that give life to you!

I think no matter what you do you can't please everybody. You have to ask yourself, "Did I do what I set out to do?"

And it rained a fever. And it rained a silence. And it rained a sacrifice. And it rained a miracle. And it rained sorceries and saturnine eyes of the totem.