If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything.

As one goes through life, one learns that if you don't paddle your own canoe, you don't move.

Never complain. Never explain.

I have no romantic feelings about age. Either you are interesting at any age or you are not. There is nothing particularly interesting about being old - or being young, for that matter.

Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh.

I have not lived as a woman. I have lived as a man. I've just done what I damn well wanted to, and I've made enough money to support myself, and ain't afraid of being alone

You politicians remain professional because the voters remain amateur.

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.

You can’t change the music of your soul.

A soldier is an anachronism of which we must get rid.

One must be frank to be relevant.

The idea of a liberal media bias is simply a myth. If only it were true, we might have a more humane, open-minded, and ultimately effective public debate on the issues facing the country.

Where was I going? I puzzled and wondered about it til I actually enjoyed the puzzlement and wondering.

You don't fear change. You fear the unknown. If you knew the future would be great, you'd welcome the change to get there. Well, the future IS great. Proceed.

You really have to work harder to come up with new ways to play the scenes.

Just follow your heart and you'll see no one can love you as much as me.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

I suggested that it was not enough to add a moustache to the Mona Lisa: it should simply be destroyed.

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.