If you want to say, Lucia, there is no inside of the park benches, I won’t argue with you. But, then you have to say where the pigeons come from.

I hate when I break my own rules. What’s the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown?

The perfect is the enemy of the good.

You've lived in America for twenty years. Eat badly, damn it.

Artificial inflation of stocks must be considered a crime as serious as counterfeiting, which it closely resembles.

When a man wants to write a book full of unassailable facts, he always goes to the British Museum.

When you say "Holy Man", I immediately think of Eddie Murphy's finest hour. If it's anything comparable, I'm excited.

Most subjects at universities are taught for no other purpose than that they may be re-taught when the students become teachers.

The only reason runaway global warming seems unstoppable is that we have not yet tried to stop it.

The G7, just a European centric show, an Atlantic show, is fundamentally finished.

I'm only 19 but my mind is older... When things get for real, my warm heart turns cold.

-I am not sure whether he's sane. -If there's any doubt about the matter, he is.