If you want to say you got to take a woman out to a fancy restaurant, I write songs about hey I'm not taking you to a fancy restaurant, I wanna take you to McDonald's.

I come prepared with the white suit and stethoscope, Listen to your heartbeat, delete beep beep BEEP. Your insurance is high, but my price is cheap.

Now my helmet's on, you can't tell me I'm not in space.

Supersonic bionic robot voodoo power Equator ex my chance to flex skills on Ampex

Dallas Mavericks want me as a bald-headed 5' 8" guard with a 95" vertical. Vince Carter respect my legs, ask Shawn Kemp.

Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me. What would you do, if I hit your face with dog doo-doo?

Starstruck with one buck, your girl look like Donald Duck.

Shakespeare's gone, don't even think about it.

Tough like a Ukulele.

I've always been a direct guy.

You need a bad operation. Gimme the scissors, hammer, flame.

Don't waste your energy trying to change opinions ... Do your thing, and don't care if they like it.

The blood of too many, dissolving the very stain.

In this theater of man's life it is reserved only for God and angels to be lookers on.

I have this weird obsession about buying books and looking at them with a smile, even if I won't read them soon. At least they are mine now.

It iz comparitively eazy tew repent ov the sins that we hav committed, but tew repent ov thoze which we intend to commit, is asking tew mutch ov enny man, now days.

If you are writing about baloney, don't try and make it Cornish hen, because that's the worst kind of baloney there is. Just make it darn good baloney.

Life's a lot easier when you're dumb.

But we have created a society that does not allow opportunities for those people to take care of themselves because we have denied them those opportunities.

I allow no one to touch me.