If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

I think that the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser.

Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party.

If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst.

Care for your clothes, like the good friends they are

I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.

Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.

Make your wardrobe as versatile as an actress. It should be able to play many roles.

Be afraid of nothing.

[To the mother of two unruly children in a restaurant after the woman said she really didn't know what to do with her children:] Have you tried infanticide?

Rejoice and be glad, you have life, the greatest gift.

When I get down to my last dime I'll just walk over to skid row.""There are some real weirdos down there.""They're everywhere.

We have defeated Jim Crow, but now we have to deal with his son, James Crow Jr., esquire.

It was pretty common to form bands that only lasted a few years. Slint was my favorite band that I was in at the time, and I didn't realize that I was bummed out about it until quite a while later.

If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.

No sooner is a Temple built to God but the Devill builds a Chappell hard by.

We have learned in recent years to translate almost all of political life in terms of conspiracy. And the spy novel, as never before, really, has come into its own.

The fruits of the tree of Knowledge are various; he must be strong indeed who can digest all of them.

When Pakistani Foreign Minister Hina Rabbani Khar was asked why there was so much animosity in her country towards the United States, she gave a one-word answer: “drones.”

Men's hearts ought not to be set against one another, but set with one another and all against evil only.