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It's easier to throw sticks on the campfire than to try to restart it when it goes out.

If you want pancakes for breakfast, offer to help make them.

Look at the footprints you've made.

Ten minutes is short if it's a recess and long if it's a punishment.

It's not enough to be able to spell "magnificence" in your bedroom. You have to be able to spell it at the microphone during the spelling bee.

If you want to see a shooting star, you might have to spend a lot of nights looking up.

Whiners usually play alone.

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When the remarkable becomes bizarre, reason turns rancid.

The Judas of the West has closed the contract and will receive the thirty pieces of silver. . . . Was there ever witnessed such a bare faced corruption in any country before?

Katrina did not declare a truce on Iraq.

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He was so popular you could barely look at him without being blinded by cool.

Sure, but competition is good for the user.