If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.

Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.

Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz.

The best way to keep your daughter out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.

Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.

It is always dullest before the yawn.

The person who knows everything has the most to learn.

He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.

A credit card sometimes adds to the high cost of living but more often to the cost of high living.

El reproche y la culpa solo sirven para aprisionarnos y para no dejarnos avanzar.

There is also hope that even in these days of increasing specialization there is a unity in the human experience.

Technology makes people equal, it gives them a fair advantage.

I never talked about architecture with my father, which I regret.

Nothing is more important than life. Nothing. You realise the simplicity of that point only when you confront death everyday.

It became a lucrative misconception, that movement in any direction is progression

How the sting of poverty, or small means, is gone when one keeps house for one's own comfort and not for the comfort of one's neighbors.

When I finish a book, I'm so exhausted that I'm sort of letting myself think that this could be the end.

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor.

I must reorganize the environment of man by which then greater numbers of men can prosper.