If you went crazy, would you know it?

Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie and I don't understand why we had to invent this character.

So I don't think I'm gonna pull my head into my shell just because a bunch of people start acting like idiots.

I know that I could make this world peaceful and calm, if I only could get my hands on a hydrogen bomb.

Love between the ugly, is the most beautiful love of all

People who have memorized your songs-how can you not love them?

There must be a God because he made me.

It seems like a totally gratuitous myth to tell people a giant rabbit comes round at night leaving candy in a haphazard way around the house... and the cover shows the bunny caught in the act.

Look upon yourself only with compassion.

If you will, then you will, for nothing can withstand your will. As your faith is, so you are, where your mind is there you are.

Today I saw a car crush my little dog under it's wheel.

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher.

Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures-in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together.

The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.

Nothing like a cup of tea to make a person feel better, man or woman.

I carry one black mascara and one brown.

It seems to me that God is a convenient invention of the human mind

Before you dismiss a beginner's work, remember how much you sucked when you started. You probably sucked worse, actually.

The guru is a tremendous tradition because is a guide, it's a guide to life, and we can guide energetically, we can guide in our thought, we can have a prayer that travels wonderful things.

Always carry through an attack when you have started it.

The true effect of genuine politeness seems to be rather ease than pleasure.