If you were born really ugly like me, have no fear. There's steps you can take to be good-looking. Kind of.

You are constantly changing & evolving through your experiences, how you interpret your experiences, and how you choose to do things in the future based on those experiences.

The single greatest gift you could ever give the world is to be exactly who you are.

Don't ever, ever, ever give up, because you're here for a reason, even if it's just to laugh at cats on the internet.

You are the most rare & majestic you there ever was and ever will be.

Make your face not look like your face by piling on like the heaviest makeup you can find and do it with some kind of brush that won't judge you.

In order to find out who you are, you will, at some point, have to feel really isolated, left out, different.

You become yourself, every single day of your life, through your choices and how you think.

There’s no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion.

One of the benefits of being you is: You know that the people who love you, love you for you. They don't love you for who they think you are or who you're pretending to be.

As weird and awful and terrible as it may seem to be yourself sometimes, it will always reward you.

I don't see myself very clearly.Then look at the people who love you...Look into their eyes and see what they're seeing

Dare to learn.Dare to relearn.Dare to outlearn.

The mania of thinking renders one unfit for every activity.

The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it.

Nothing is so sweet as to lie passive in God's hands, and know no will but His.

The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious bloodshed!

Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find.

My partners... taught me that in order to create wealth, I needed to pair up with people whose strengths compensated for my weaknesses.

I feel as if I am an ad for the sale of a haunted house: 18 rooms $37,000 I’m yours ghosts and all.

People suspend judgment in the presence of mystery.