If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host.

More power than all the success slogans ever penned by human hand is the realization for every man that he has but one boss. That boss is the man - he - himself.

The only time some people work like a horse is when the boss rides them.

If I don't care what toothpaste you use, then why should I care who's in your bed?

Be positive at every moment of life. See the good things in every situation and learn from them

I think the world is a place for oddballs and freaks. I'm only interested in oddballs and freaks as characters.

I love lyrics. They help me to figure things out.

If you want to go to Spain or you want to go to France or you want go to [any] southern European countries, [Lisbon] is a great place to [connect].

They [Mike Tyson and Todd Phillips] actually struck up a really pretty incredible chemistry, those two, and I think they really trusted each other.

It is more erotic to wonder if you're about to be kissed than it is to be kissed.

Comedy is unique in the sense that laughter is a palpable noise that everyone makes.

If teaching were easy, we wouldn't need teachers.

I will not rule out anything. I don't speculate on my own future. I'll wait and see what happens.