If you weren't surprised by your life you wouldn't be alive. Life is surprise.

We must all face the fact that our leaders are certifiably insane or worse

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'

After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it.

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.

What does the money machine eat? It eats youth, spontaneity, life, beauty, and, above all, it eats creativity. It eats quality and sh*ts quantity.

I think anybody incapable of changing his mind is crazy.

Man is an artifact designed for space travel. He is not designed to remain in his present biologic state any more than a tadpole is designed to remain a tadpole.

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.

Artists to my mind are the real architects of change, and not the political legislators who implement change after the fact.

Desperation is the raw material of drastic change. Only those who can leave behind everything they have ever believed in can hope to escape.

There are essentially two things that will make you wise -- the books you read and the people you meet.

Say the negative and do the opposite.

One paradox of professional writing is that books written solely for money and/or acclaim will almost never be good enough to garner either.

A variety in punishment is of utility, as well as a proportion.

Non-operational ideas are non-behavioral and subversive. The movement of thought is stopped at barriers which appear as the limits of Reason itself.

The best thing about being a woman, is the prerogative to have a little fun!

The goal of life is not to have our lives mean something to ourselves. The goal of life is to have our lives mean something to others.

Research cannot be forced very much. There is always danger of too much foliage and too little fruit.

If Atheists are lonely and downtrodden, we have only ourselves to blame. Numerically, we are strong. Let's start punching our weight.

I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato