If you will refrain from telling any lies about the Republican Party, I'lll promise not to tell the truth about the Democrats.

The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing something.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.

It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers.

The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are.

As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth.

The walk downstairs to the breakfast table is excercise enough for any gentleman.

The government of the United States is and always has been a lawyer's government.

There have been many Presidents of the United States and the roll will be indefinitely extended. We have had a number of brilliant soldiers, but only one great general.

"What is the most beautiful word in the language?" The elderly lawyer quickly replied: "Home."

I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

At times even the best are not good enough.

The reason why nothing happens is because nothing was done. Something will happen when something is done. Leaders take actions!

And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities, his vocal abilities and his sense of humor.

Style is not about the clothes, it's about the individual

Once an old woman at my church said the secret is that God loves us exactly the way we are and that he loves us too much to let us stay like this, and I'm just trying to trust that.

The whole profit of the issuance of money has provided the capital of the great banking business as it exists today.

When we organize with one another, when we get involved, when we stand up and speak out together, we can create a power no government can suppress.

She hated her job the same way I hated my jobs because she knew she was worth more, but she also hated herself so there wasn't much point in trying to do better.

Sweet is the breath of vernal shower,/ The bee's collected treasure sweet,/ Sweet music's melting fall, but sweeter yet/ The still small voice of gratitude.