If you wish to form a clear judgment on your friends, consult your dreams.

The streets of Vienna are paved with culture, the streets of other cities with asphalt.

Someone who can write aphorisms should not fritter away his time in essays.

Corruption is worse than prostitution. The latter might endanger the morals of an individual, the former invariably endangers the morals of the entire country.

I had a terrible vision: I saw an encyclopedia walk up to a polymath and open him up.

The sound principle of a topsy-turvy lifestyle in the framework of an upside-down world order has stood every test.

An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths.

A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer.

Newspapers have roughly the same relationship to life as fortune-tellers to metaphysics.

Christianity has enriched the erotic meal with the appetizer of curiosity and spoiled it with the dessert of remorse.

The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridge to cross and which to burn.

I happen temporarily to occupy this big White House. I am living witness that any one of your children may look to come here as my father's child has.

Don't get bogged down by life and other people's problems or hang ups.

Like any well designed software product, Windows is designed, developed and tested as an integrated whole.

The legs feed the wolf, gentlemen.

It was really a pleasure to play someone who’s literally pushed past her breaking point repeatedly.

There's a difference between using the word to insult somebody and using it to start a journalistic conversation.

Unfortunately I've gotten more resistance in the last year than I ever have.

Fans don't lie. They just tell you what they really think, and they see details that even people in fashion don't.

Thou canst not pray to God without praying to Love, but mayest pray to Love without praying to God.