If you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick.

The very essence of playfulness is an openness to anything that may happen, the feeling that whatever happens, it's okay... you're either free to play, or you're not.

What have the Romans ever done for us?

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Creativity is not the possession of some special talent. It’s about the willingness to play.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

What advantage has the person who will not listen over the one who cannot hear?

When a soldier complains of his hard life (or a labourer, etc.) try giving him nothing to do.

My dad always said to go for my hobby and used to commend me for my excellent judgement so i try to do the similar for my children.

The right to reticence seems earned only by having nothing to hide.

The artist as an artist must be an anarchist

I've been wanting to have my own family since I was young. It just took me a while to find the perfect woman.

You know what? The obvious is obvious for a reason.

We can know what God is not, but we cannot know what He is.

I'd hate to be really beautiful on telly and then have everyone go, 'It's all make-up and lighting.

I'm kind of a homebody.