If you work hard enough at something, it begins to make itself part of you, even though you do not really like it and know that part isn't real.

When you wear the mask, the mask becomes you.

407Justice was like coloured balls in a magician's hand, changing colour and shape all the time beneath the light of politics.

You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed.

Are you serving others or your are being served by others?

I believe in God, but I'm not too clear on the other details.

I'm not the biggest fan of comedies where nothing is real.

I’m not interested in being polite. It’s false.

It was great to play an ex-marine cockney thug. All my roles are as different as the colours of the rainbow.

We say we exchange words when we meet. What we exchange is souls.

Now I tell you the downside of this is you feel awful, but the upside is you feel terrific.

The fact is that eating meat and dairy is bad for your health, the health of the animals eaten, as well as the health of the planet.

Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face.