If you would find gold, you must search where gold is.

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

I never think that anything I'm writing is bluntly political in any way. I'm not going for commentary.

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

You be at the games looking right all season, but you always with me on the night yall leaving.

...I have always lived on contrasts! To me the only death is monotony. Beware of monotony; it's the mother of all the deadly sins.

Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

Information can tell us everything. It has all the answers. But they are answers to questions we have not asked, and which doubtless don't even arise.

Focus on winning the contest with yourself.

Some man's dreams can bring only nightmares to the world!

If the States do not have the right to secede, then they have no rights at all.