If you would force me to be unarmed and helpless I would have to do everything in my power to neutralize you... Peace and love will get you killed. That doesn't sound like a hippie.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

Whenever you receive a vision, quickly act on the vision.

A prince need take little account of conspiracies if the people are disposed in his favor.

Growing up in Kansas City, I was always neat, the teacher's pet, know-it-all type.

I think it's true that that's something that poetry can go to school on fiction. I think poetry can go to fiction to learn.

I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.

Taking the GED and moving on to my dream of playing baseball was what I wanted to do, and my mom and dad supported me.

I never had to put myself in somebody else's shoes.

It is this earth that, like a kind mother, receives us at our birth, and sustains us when born; it is this alone, of all the elements around us, that is never found an enemy of man.

Whatever we call it - mind, character, soul - we like to think we possess something that is greater than the sum of our neurons and that animates us.

My father was in the Army and we moved around a lot, and one of my favorite places was the library.