If you would have me weep, you must first of all feel grief yourself.

Carpe diem! Rejoice while you are alive; enjoy the day; live life to the fullest; make the most of what you have. It is later than you think.

Lost, yesterday, somewhere between sunrise and sunset, two golden hours, each set with sixty diamond minutes. No reward is offered for they are gone forever.

Fame is a vapor, popularity an accident, and riches take wings. Only one thing endures and that is character.

Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous circumstances, would have lain dormant.

It is impossible to enslave, mentally or socially, a bible-reading people. The principles of the bible are the groundwork of human freedom.

The great virtue of parents is a great dowry.

It is good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good too, to check up once in a while and make sure you haven't lost the things money can't buy.

Carpe diem. (Seize the day.)

When things are steep, remember to stay level-headed.

Unfaithfulness in the keeping of an appointment is an act of clear dishonesty. You may as well borrow a person's money as his time.

There are worse things than eating the dead, my dear fellow. Far worse things. There is, for instance, making a huge profit out of their funeral, which is the normal custom in the civilized world.

This is supposed to be a lighthearted session of symbolic document destruction, not a political debate.

Hey, I just thought of something.""What?""When we're together, we make one whole Italian.

Love springs from awareness.

You can never really judge your work because once it's done, it's done.

There was a lovely bit of play which set Valley Parade alight again

Bad boyfriends don't disguise themselves; their girlfriends do it for them.

The interesting thing about procrastination is that is has more to do with what we fail to do than with what we do.

A spirit cannot soar with only one wing.

To build your self image, you need to join the smile, firm handshake and compliment club.