If you would like to leave footprints in the sands of time, you had better wear work shoes.

A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.

There is a time when we must firmly choose the course we will follow, or the relentless drift of events will make the decision for us.

Inexperience is what makes a young man do what an older man says is impossible.

A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.

When money talks, there are few interruptions.

There is nothing that makes a man more self-satisfied than a poor memory.

You may be sorry that you spoke, sorry you stayed or went, sorry you won or lost, sorry so much was spent. But as you go through life, you'll find - you're never sorry you were kind.

A well-balanced person is one who finds both sides of an issue laughable.

Some are bent with toil, and some get crooked trying to avoid it.

A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats.

You can’t trust anyone you have to pay, and really, they can’t trust you.

Ignorance is the world's most curable affliction.

When posh boys get into trouble they sack the servants.

Power, people are obsessed with it. You can take a nice person and turn them into a slob, into an insane being, craving power, destroying anything that stands in their way.

It'd be cool to be a vampire. Vampires are the best beast you can ever be. Call me egotistical, but I love the whole idea of immortality.

Where do we begin? Begin with the heart.

The job of the president of the United States is not to love his wife; it's to manage a wide range of complicated issues.

God is by definition the holder of all possible knowledge, it would be impossible for him to have faith in anything. Faith, then, is built upon ignorance and hope.

I will be sufficiently rewarded if when telling it to others you will not claim the discovery as your own, but will say it was mine.

I think [Pat] Buchanan is far too easily and glibly dismissed.