If you would make yourself agreeable wherever you go, listen to the grievances of others but never relate your own.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Those who are vain have little ability to feel grateful.

If a girl is smiling and is bringing positive energy and she's happy, that's what I notice right away - and her teeth.

Even if you have to go through hell - go without hesitation.

I'd like to turn the whole world on just for a moment. Just for a moment.

It seems that what I really want is a drug that will increase my consciousness of others, not myself.

I want the public to know the truth, not every condition affecting the heart comes from a blockage.

But the existence of a cult does not mean that images appropriate to it automatically follow.

Football is much harder if you don't have the ball.

Attaching a Creator to the boundary is metaphysical skullduggery.

Clear thinking becomes clear writing; one can't exist without the other.