If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

You don't have to be where you find yourself to be.

Love is all we need.

It (prayer) dispels frivolity and drives away all skin-deep forms of worship, and makes worship a serious and deep-seated service, impregnating body, soul, and spirit with its heavenly infusion.

It is remarkable how often the first interpretations of new evidence have confirmed the preconceptions of its discoverers.

We only get either A Lesson or A Miracle.

Even if it means I’ll never be the man you give yourself to, I’ll always do anything to protect you.

I wanted to create comics as soon as a I learned humans were behind them, that they were not natural phenomena like trees and boulders.

When they built you brother they broke the mold.

Violence may be a good focus to organize around, but we have to look at women's lives in our entirety.

The American president just won the nobel peace prize, by any reasonable measure, all Americans should be proud.