If younger adults turn away from smoking, the industry will decline, just as a population which does not give birth will eventually dwindle.

I gave it all that I had, and it's gratifying that others seem to be receiving it so well.

Singin' in the Rain (1952) and childbirth were the two hardest things I ever had to do in my life.

The only way you learn is by failure.

I don't expect success. I prepare for it.

I think you should control yourself a little bit, so you can walk, and when you die, you can walk to your own funeral.

Anything worthwhile is hard, and dancing is very hard, and if you've ever studied dancing of any kind you'd know that to be in precision, three people dancing together.

I do twenty minutes every time the refrigerator door opens and the light comes on.

I'll just stay in [show business] till they stuff me like Trigger, when I drop dead.

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees.

I was so sad that day. My heart was trying to climb from my body.

It’s hard to see yourself changing until you’re so far from the person you used to be that it’s hard to remember ever being them at all.

Unless man is committed to the belief that all mankind are his brothers, then he labors in vain and hypocritically in the vineyards of equality.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Does everyone turn into a truculent thirteen-year-old when they go home, or is it just me?

I think basically I'm a painter, but I would use anything to make my point.

I don't use Twitter for bad.

I intimidate a lot of men, because I've done a lot. I'm established. I'm successful.

Judgment is not upon all occasions required, but discretion always is.

Fools are not mad folks.