If your Olympic Hero were to use the Worm in the 1996 Olympic Games, it would be so embarassing to all the other atheletes - and our country, mind you- that the USA would have finished behind Guam.

Oh it's TRUE, it's DAMN true.

I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.

You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You don't boo me.

Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!

Oh its real, its damn real

You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!

I have a little nursery rhyme for all you children out there, something even the Godfather can understand. 'You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.

You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking

The roots of any evil deed can be traced to the perpetrator's refusal to experience pain.

Facts are much more malleable than prejudices.

The high prize of life the crowning fortune of man is to be born with a bias to some pursuit which finds him in employment and happiness.

One must seek the shortest way and the fastest means to get back home-to turn the spark within into a blaze, to be merged in and to identify with that greater fire which ignited the spark.

The moral test of a society is how that society treats those who are in the dawn of life: the children; ... the elderly.

The problem with trying to make a film good and have it work for an audience is the problem of trying to tell a story well. The shape or the color of it doesn't matter.

Cruelty might be very human, and it might be very cultural, but it's not acceptable.

You need to keep your creative juices flowing and keep [your] character interesting.

It's easier to love a brand when the brand loves you back.

I looked Death right in the face.