If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn't respect that.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

Ignorance is less remote from the truth than prejudice.

Suicide is a terrible idea, but if you're going to end it, do so at a Pinkberry near you.

These are but dreaming men. Breathe, and they fade.

I watch golf on television, although I don't golf - except for visits to the driving range in spurts.

I want to communicate through my music. If you want to know Geri Halliwell listen to my album: it tells you more about me than a documentary ever could.

hey guys i would like you to try this book you will love it!

When I was a child I had a crush on Abraham Lincoln. Why I would choose to reveal this, I know not.

Women have more rights, and women do have their own power in the world.

It's always a mistake for writers to key their submissions to world events, because they move so quickly and unpredictably, as has certainly proven the case in Afghanistan.

As good as I am, I'm nothing without my band.