If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

A body without compassion is like the rose without the scent.

Now that I have opened that bottle of memories they're pouring out like wine, crimson and bittersweet.

I always knew in my heart Walt Whitman's mind to be more like my own than any other man's living.

Christ is the prince of Reformers and Radicals.

I can't imagine Revolution being quiet, unassuming, or bashful

The past is where its supposed to be.

I rejoice in the success of others, knowing that there is plenty for us all.

The mind becomes withered, stagnant, narrow and closed unless it searches for new ideas.

I am the rich man's guru.

The Masters is a very important tournament. You don't want to jeopardize your chances. The sponsors understand that.