If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Only a starving man asks bread from a begger

Take a few minutes.""No. He's already had more of my time than he was entitled to."Yes, he thought as she walked out of his office. Very much like her grandmother.

The savants will write excellent volumes. There will be laureates. But wars will continue just the same until the forces of the circumstances render them impossible.

The Cuban people must know that they have a friend and partner in the United States of America.

I would rather be the first man in a barbarian village than the second man in Rome.

To grow up is to find the small part you are playing in the extraordinary drama written by somebody else.

I do yoga. I do tai chi. I do a lot to keep my body and my spirit together so I can work.

White lost because he failed to remember the right continuation and had to think up the moves himself

Or is it the mind state that's ill, creating crime rates to fill the new prisons the build