If your children spend most of their time in other people's houses, you're lucky; if they all congregate at your house, you're blessed.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

I firmly believe that everyone deserves to live within walking distance of either beauty or convenience, if not both. (48)

All problems, though appearing outside of you, must be resolved within YOU.

It could be my downfall, but I don't think it is - Hollywood is run on perception, and if you stray off the path of what you want to do with your career, it's suicide.

My favorite short-story writer is John Cheever

I think as a person, I have a whole bunch of different sides to me.

I spent much of my life hiding.

I'm the kind of person who buys a new thing, wears it so much and then is totally sick of it.

Every now and then, bite off more than you can chew.

The argument is at an end.

Toys are made in heaven, batteries are made in hell.