If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.

A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.

Adapting old programs to fit new machines usually means adapting new machines to behave like old ones.

Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.

When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.

It is better to have 100 functions operate on one data structure than to have 10 functions operate on 10 data structures.

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.

A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.

They always prided themselves on looking youthful. “Forty’s the new thirty, ” they’d joke.Until heartbreak and grief enter your life, and then forty’s the new one hundred.

Villagers saw me as a person when I played with them, as opposed to when I talked with them.

Faith in thy self is mustard seed of success.

Man is a slow sloppy and brilliant thinker the machine is fast accurate and stupid.

People have the freedom to say what they want, and I get it - mean stuff sells better than nice stuff.

You know, doing what is right is easy. The problem is knowing what is right.

Occasionally, I go off the rails. I once nearly killed somebody once - it wasn't funny. I am a lunatic. The pressure of work, the pressure - everyone has a stop valve, and I don't have one.

What you aim for, as an actor, is to be able to play a range of different roles.

She put a wedge beside my heart And then she brought the mallet down She sang no song to guide her work I lost my heart without a sound

The great trick with a woman is to get rid of her while she think's she's rid of you.