If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.

Why do Canadians like to do it doggie style? So they can both keep watching the hockey game

I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello.

All's fair if you have a really good attorney.

I was the first spokesperson for the Better Hearing Institute in Washington. And that's the message we tried to send out - there is hearing help out there, and the technology and options are amazing.

Our pasts haunt us all.I regaled my beautiful audience of one with the tale of my life, not so much for entertainment, but for bold, barefaced, honest truth.

We are all One and others are simply reflections of ourselves. When the mirror is cleared, the reflection becomes clean too.

Passivity is corrosive to the soul; it feeds on feelings of integrity and pride, and it can be as tempting as a drug.

I want to know you moved and breathed in the same world with me.

Fashion is something barbarous, for it produces innovation without reason and imitation without benefit.

The purpose of The Motherhood Manifesto is: mothers really need to be given the ability to parent.

I'll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it.

Every generation always thinks it was better before, and I think people have been saying this for probably thousands of years.

The church has no power over our lives any more, which is something of a blessing for those who do not enjoy red-hot pokers or iron thumb-screws.

The heavens are full of floating mysteries.