If your goal has no inherent reward, you do not have a goal.

The one who loves least controls the relationship.

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere

Worry comes from the belief you are powerless.

The degree to which you will awaken is in direct proportion to the amount of truth you are willing to accept about yourself.

You were placed on this earth to create, not to compete.

We fear the things we want the most.

You can only have two things in life, reasons and results. Reasons don't count.

You should enjoy the present moment because this is all you have. Create for tomorrow, but live in and for today.

When your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it

The opposite of bravery is not cowardice but conformity.

We exist just to feel the joy of life.

Sometimes we do not have words to explain our emotions, just a smile is enough.

Many of us live that life where we are only happy when there's a good day passing by, instead of being sad when there's one bad day passing leaving us confused.

I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I'll say this: The political stuff gets the press, but the relationship jokes sell all the seats.

It bothers me to read the comments of leaders of the Hamas and others who hate America that their goal is to have more weaponry capable of delivering all types of weapons of mass destruction.

We're so bad right now that for us back-to-back home runs means one today and another one tomorrow.

I definitely have a real self-destructive streak.

Progressive improvement beats delayed perfection.

You can't put feathers on a dog and call it a chicken!

Don't apologize, justify or rationalize bad art or bad writing. If you do, you are part of it.