If your neighbor's lawn looks better than yours, don't let jealousy consume you ..... start working on yours. With love and dedication, your side will look better than their.

The rush I got from crime was better than that of glue, drink or hash. I loved playing cat and mouse with the local coppers. He Who Dares Wins, the SAS motto, was very applicable to my life then.

A cowardly act! What do I care about that? You may be sure that I should never fear to commit one if it were to my advantage.

No one has ever thought this: Now that I'm out of therapy and have fixed my mental problems, I think I want to be a ventriloquist.

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.

I hate the way chorus boxes sound

Vampires!!! What a time to be caught without a turtleneck!

None of the people watching 'Big Brother' will bring you chicken soup if you get sick.

Only in the most unusual cases is it useful to determine whether a book is good or bad; for it is just as rare for it to be one or the other. It is usually both.

Yeah, I treat all my heroines like children now. I pick them up, I cuddle them, I call them baby.

Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!