If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

Men are as faithful as their options.

What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.

Fate of empires depends on the education of youth

As an actor, most of the time, you only have so much say in how, what and where things go. As a director, you really get to paint a bigger picture. You have many more brushes to use.

Because life doesn't always happen according to a timetable or calendar. And feelings can't be scheduled.

As an atheist, I truly believe Africa needs God

There's a word for that kind of lie. Hope.

Woman is like the reed which bends to every breeze, but breaks not in the tempest.

We gain justice, judgment, with years, or else years are in vain.

Music should be able to invoke the natural emotions in all human beings. Music is not notes fixed on apiece of paper.