If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

Take my heart and squeeze it out over the face of Your Bride, the Church.

If you do a good deed to reap the reward of blessings, wouldn't you be performing a selfish act?

At times as an actor, it's often times unclear as to what the directors envision for a project.

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

Keep the people ignorant and afraid and control and power becomes a detail - a self generating byproduct of the people's hysteria.

It does not take much to imagine the humanity of people you don't know. An American author does not need to know a word of Arabic to write a book like the one I wrote.

She wrote to him fairly regularly, from a paradise of triple exclamation points and inaccurate observations.

I am the object of criticism around the world. But I think that since I am being discussed, then I am on the right track.

People don't see hunger in front of them so they are not directly affected. What I am doing is connecting young people to the issue

A man that will take back a move at Chess will pick a pocket