If your social consciousness seems stuck in 1975, 2014 is gonna be a rough ride.

Engrave this in your brain: EVERY WRITER GETS REJECTED. You will be no different.

If you want me to treat your ideas with more respect, get some better ideas.

I am not responsible for actions of the imaginary version of me you have inside your head.

I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.

Part of what makes us human is what we mean to other people, and what people mean to us.

I thought I saw him once, but it turned out to be a yeti

There's a difference between the fact that the universe is inherently unfair on a cosmic level, and the fact that life is unfair because people are actively making it so.

When you're a teenager and you're in love, it's obvious to everyone but you and the person you're in love with.

Christianity is a fine religion and I wish more Christians practiced it.

Don’t discount that part of who he was just because you didn’t know it. None of us are all of who we are to any one person.

Freedom is free from fears, choice of faith.

Talk about turning lemons into lemonade!

Live for life.

In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.

The larger the pile of rubble you leave behind, the larger your place in the historical record!

I'm cool with Jay-Z. Jay-Z is genuinely my friend.

To save myself, I destroyed another, and in doing so, I destroyed myself.

If she could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single person in this school will read your interview, it was banning it!

You are going to end up as one of those sad old men who poke around in rubbish bins.” “I’m going to end up in a hole in the ground... And so are you. So are we all.

It is the chair in honor of all those who, however competently, embrace the impossible. Sit in that chair someday.