If your stature were an illness, it seems that the Centipede dispenses medicine to make you well.

I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.

Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!

Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!

The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. You, too?

Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.

Let your *need* guide you behavior. *Supress* your instinct to lead... Pursue Rabbit!

The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.

I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.

Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! Punish their conversion!

To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting.

When you feel this burden, you might be frustrated, wondering why no one else cares as much as you do. The reason why you care and others don't could be because God has aimed it directly at you.

Investing in science education and curiosity-driven research is investing in the future.

Evidence of harm is hard to come by.

Listening is a discipline. It's all about being present at that moment in time.

The future is deterministic in principle, but not in practice.

A lot of comedians are selfish.

Behavior which appears superficially correct but is intrinsically corrupt always irritates those who see below the surface.

Once you decide that mediocrity is unthinkable, your only choices are excellence and quitting.

I don't see how anybody cannot be political in this day and age. There's so much going on and you have to be aware and you have to vote. Our lives are political.

We must get rid of all the guns.