Iggy’s spine tightened, his face like ice. When he’d been at the School, they’d tried to surgically enhance his night vision. Now he was blind forever. Oops.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Dear heart, love everyone and anyone. Please make me nonjudgmental.

I told you that I would protect you. Even if you don't want me to, " he whispered, moving closer and pulling me against him. "Some things are worth protecting

I will do what I think is right and when I discover that it is wrong, I will change it.

The home stands in contrast to all other capitalist institutions as the last stronghold of pre-capitalist isolation.

people think they have to be good before they can act good. But ... it works just as well the other way 'round.

He's too short, he's too... tall, he's... just not going to work.

Oh, and I heard a rumor that I died in a car accident. I didn’t.

This planet is 15 million years overdue for an asteroid strike like the one that killed the dinosaurs.

It's 2003. Why can't I teleport?

There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making others have to have it with you.