Ignorance ain't not knowin' stuff; ignorance is knowin' stuff that AIN'T TRUE.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

If the nineteenth century was a time of education for women, it was no less a time of education for men.

Those who are too arrogant to say thank you find boredom in life. They are often depressed, unhappy and lived an empty life.

Banality is like boredom: bored people are boring people, people who think that things are banal are themselves banal.Interesting people can find something interesting in all things.

The trouble with these people is that their cities have never been bombed and their mothers have never been told to shut up.

It seems to me that there's a terrible misunderstanding between us. It seems to me that I love you a great deal, my friends.

The highest laws of the land (America) are not only the constitution and constitutional laws, but also contracts.

I've never made $20 million. I'm scared. I don't know if you gave me The Ring if I could carry it and bring it to Ozamorph, or whatever you call it.

Among all his creatures in heaven or earth, God hath not made any like unto the sun in the firmament, the beams whereof are beautiful and pleasant, and do give comfort in all places to all things.

In the city, I wake bolt upright in the small hours, convinced that intruders are marauding through our apartment despite Swiss bank-style security arrangements.

Faith in Christ makes one a regenerated believer; obedience to the Holy Spirit makes him a spiritual believer.