Ignorance is not, not knowing something. It is knowing what isn't so.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Politicians who took us to war should have been given the guns and told to settle their differences themselves, instead of organising nothing better than legalised mass murder.

Anything you assume ownership of, it will strike back at you. Ultimately, even at the time of death, whomever you've had excessive intent of ownership, it will all become painful.

The day internet stops functioning forever

If you board the wrong train it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction.

I don't know about style. I know about my personal style.

I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange.

And as a true athlete, mistakes haunt you forever.

Whoever can find the answer to this question: "How can I say this to my dog" has already won the game.

I am grateful to be a woman. I must have done something great in another life.

I think, and a lot of that has to do with where I grew up in California; [status] isn't something I think about that much.