Ignorance is temporary. Stupidity, unfortunately, is permanent.

Corporate newspeak leads to corporate nothink.

Justice seldom happens by accident.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine too decent too old.

I have a great family, great kids. I have practically everything, you know? Sometimes I have to pinch myself. It's really true: Life starts at 50.

I envy people who have the capacity to sit with another human being and find them endlessly interesting, I would rather watch TV. Of course this becomes eventually known to the other person.

With me, personal relationships are like my religion. I care that deeply about them. I am the complete opposite of a manipulative smoothie.

Just think about that. I feed 7 people every day. I house, feed and clothe seven people every day. And we have employees at the house. And we have 3 dogs, so I'm just throwing money out.

I believe that government is the servant of the people and not their master.

I don't have any intention to stop. Rock 'n' roll is my main concern.

Most great parts for guys in wheelchairs tend to go to actors who walk.

Now, isn't imagination a precious thing? It peoples the earth with all manner of wonders.

I smoke a blunt once every blue moon. But hey, the moon looks kinda blue tonight.