Ignorance isn't bliss, but sometimes ignorance makes it possible for us to sleep at night.

The functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.

The whisper of the dusk is night shedding its husk.

Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.

Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.

Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded.

Only once in a generation does anything as fresh as a vomiting detective come along.

The hands of every clock are shears, trimming us away scrap by scrap, and every time piece with a digital readout blinks us towards implosion.

Most people tend to think the best of those who are blessed with beauty; we have difficulty imagining that physical perfection can conceal twisted emotions or a damaged mind.

Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.

Given my heritage and the ordeal of my childhood, I sometimes wonder why I myself am not insane. Maybe I am.

To truly strip a man of everything, one must take away his money, community, and the core of his beliefs until he is bathed in the agony of isolation.

... if you love your country why is it necessary to hate other countries?

If you don't have to drag yourself off the field exhausted after 90 minutes, you can't claim to have done your best.

Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.

We don’t LOVE our Grandmas because they look like super models. We love them because of WHO they are

By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have found out that only a few things are really important. We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves.

It's fear that makes us lose our conscience. It's also what transforms us into cowards.

I was always curious. And I always wondered why I had to die to go to Heaven.

A clever, imaginative, humorous request can open closed doors and closed minds.

Take 7 emcees put em in a line And add 7 more brothers who think they can rhyme It'll take 7 more before I go for mine And that's 21 emcees ate up at the same time.