Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and you can't walk to the bathroom.

I have a very varied taste in music. Everything from rap to classical to Latino to Rat Pack to jazz.

Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.

Defiance through compliance.

Love is a wonderful thing, my dear, but it leaves you wide open for blackmail.

The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.

Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles into pictures inside your head.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution.

I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.

Have you ever wondered how nostalgia isn"t what it used to be?

The ones who constantly make us laugh are the hardest of friends to know - for comedians are the caricatures among us.

Innovation is the result of a process that brings radical ideas to create positive change

When I feed the poor, they call me a saint, but when I ask why the poor are hungry, they call me a communist. Dom Helder Camara – one of the great prophets of Christian "Liberation theology".

Sleep seems to hammer out for me the logical conclusions of my vague days, and offer them to me as dreams.

Restoring responsibility and accountability is essential to the economic and fiscal health of our nation.

I began as a weatherman and I learned very quickly I wasn't very good at it.

Any one thing in the creation is sufficient to demonstrate a Providence to a humble and grateful mind.

I nominate the Reverend Ian Paisley for the position of First Minister of northern Ireland

I would also love to visit the Asian countries soon.

Pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas.